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Summary: House has a run-in with karma, or possibly the just-world phenomenon, or possibly irony.
Warnings: Language. Cameron. Stacy.
Spoilers: Nothing in particular.
Notes: If I explained the circumstances that led me to write this, you wouldn't believe me. I would also have to kill you.

The Worst Patients
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It's Nice (To Be Nice)

Summary: One day, House woke up, and he was happy, and cheerful, and above all, nice.
Warnings: Crack
Fandom: House MD
Spoilers: None, really.


...what?
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Context: I was trawling around FF.net, as one does, when I came across this summary: Cameron's neice gets raped and beaten...then she gets runned over then she gets sick. The team want and need to get to the bottom of it.

Clearly, this was a badfic opportunity not to be missed. So I clicked the link, and began reading the thrilling adventures of Cameron's nieces and nephew.

Of her nephew, at one point, we get the description, To Cameron, he looked a bit arrogant and she thought about locking him in a closet.

This prompted [livejournal.com profile] baggers to ask the very reasonable question, Is Cameron a Dursley now?

There was no fighting it. Fic had to happen.

A Slap in the Face to all Right-Thinking Fen Everywhere
by LizBee

Behind the cut! )
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When you see this on your flist, quote Firefly.  Unless you don't want to.

[I can see myself growing weary of these memes pretty fast, but - FireflySerenity! Midnight screening in less than twelve hours!  OMG!]

Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

(Our Mrs Reynolds)

(I mean, there were a million choices, and I thought long and hard over the "Well, look at this!  Looks like we got here just in time.  What does that make us?" / "Big damn heroes, sir." exchange, but I figure that's probably turning up all over the place.  And I really love that line above, because it encapsulates the speech patterns and absurdity of the show so well.)


Also, because [livejournal.com profile] synaesthete7 asked, and several ideas converged at once: a House/Cameron ficlet.  No, really.

'Til It's Gone
by Lizbee

Summary: Everybody sing the chorus of "Big Yellow Taxi"!
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Cameron
Rated: G

Le cut! )

Headache still present, not yet at blinding intensity.  Fortunately, I was going to the doctor's today anyway.  Also heading into the city to pick up A Slight Trick of the Mind (which, incidentally, the nice boys at Pulp Fiction hadn't even heard of, so if you're sitting around wondering why x book hasn't appeared on their shelves, poke 'em about it -- the only authors they routinely order in hardback are Lois McMaster Bujold, Connie Willis, J. K. Rowling [who?] and maybe a couple of crime authors, depending on pre-orders).  Other plans include cleaning, reading, editing and turning in early for a pre-midnight screening nap.
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I'm sorry.  Some opportunities should not be allowed to pass.  But I shall cut, to save your eyes. )

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