"I could really go for some dessert. suburbannoir has ice cream in the freezer. I love ice cream! Why don't I eat it anymore? Oh right, it makes me queasy. Maybe just a tiny amount?"
*a tiny amount later*
"That was great! Note to self: portion control."
*at the supermarket*
"Oooh, Golden Gaytimes! I LOVE THOSE! And the portion control is already in place!"
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This was my thinking:
"I could really go for some dessert.
*a tiny amount later*
"That was great! Note to self: portion control."
*at the supermarket*
"Oooh, Golden Gaytimes! I LOVE THOSE! And the portion control is already in place!"
*a week of Golden Gaytimes later*
"...What's wrong with my face?"