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lizbee ([personal profile] lizbee) wrote2010-05-30 01:53 pm

New Who: "Cold Blood"



Don't give away the Outback, Amy. People live there and stuff. (For some reason, non-Australians are always trying to give away the Outback. When the idea of creating a Jewish state was being kicked around, in the aftermath of WW2, one suggestion was to locate it in central Australia. COME ON, GUYS, PEOPLE ARE USING THAT AREA!)

More importantly, however:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, RORY IS NOT DEAD! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT! [personal profile] violetisblue AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT HE WAS SUCKED THROUGH THE CRACK AND INTO E-SPACE, WHERE SOME MAGIC E-SPACE TECHNOLOGY BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE, AND NOW HE AND ROMANA ARE HAVING ADVENTURES. ONLY RORY'S ALL, "BUT MAH AMY IS ON THE OTHER SIDE," SO ROMANA'S GOING TO BREAK OPEN THE UNIVERSE AND REUNITE THEM, AND THAT'S THE SEASON FINALE.

And it was such an evil set up! There I was, thinking, "At last, a Silurian episode with a happy ending! Nasreen didn't die! And she and Tony are going to wake up in a thousand years and have each other, and a brave new world, and she'll have her dream of exploring under the earth! WAIT, WHY IS RORY BEING SHOT? WHY IS RORY DYING? HEY, WHAT'S THAT CRACK DOING -- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO WONDER THE HATERS CALL HIM "EVIL WIZARD MOFFAT".

Oh yeah, evil. But in a brilliant way.

Other things that are not related to Rory's accident:

- The underuse of Amy last week: completely rectified when she picks a lizard man's pocket. I LOVE YOU, AMY.
- I loved that most of the Silurian soldiers were women, but I do rather wish the elder had also been female, just to balance out the vague impression of Dangerous Irrational Women vs Sensible and Rational Mens. It wasn't enough to even make me eyeroll, but it could have been easily averted all together.
- I do not think the Doctor would have loved the Silurian scientist so much if he'd known about the wide-awake dissections.
- Also, when he goes off, having woken Elliot, I seriously believed he was going to go into a room FULL of suspended-animation children.
- All these scenes with good actors in full-lizard face, and impromptu negotiations for the planet actually went a small way towards satisfying my unfulfilled need for more Babylon 5. So well done, show.
- People who are not going to get jobs on space stations dedicated to interstellar peace: Amy Pond. I laughed at the bit where she's obviously gotten bored and put her head on the desk. She is, in so many ways, still a child. And, you know, she did come up with actual constructive ideas, even if they did involve GIVING AWAY BITS OF AUSTRALIA. So maybe she can be, like, a diplomatic aide. G'Kar needs a new aide after Na'Toth; the Doctor needs to leave Amy in a safe place for five minutes weeks while he does something very important involving River Song, an archaeological convention, a bottle of Saurian brandy and a feather boa. Hilarity ensues.
- My friends list is maybe a bit more upset about Rory suffering a brief and temporary withdrawal from life than the TARDIS shrapnel. But really, two OTPs were destroyed today.

So yes, this was a bit amazing, and I am not going to spoil my fun by reading links from the Daily, for they will be full of people saying wrong things, like that Amy and Rory are underdeveloped and bad actors. And it is sad that so many people are somehow getting the Crap Edit, but I love my show and want to hug it, and indeed, may have to make some kind of Amy-and-Eleven plushie for exactly that purpose. But first, if anyone needs me, I'll be building a shrine to Rory outside Upper Boat, and sending packages of nurse's scrubs to the BBC until they bring him back.
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[personal profile] violetisblue 2010-05-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't give away the Outback, Amy. People live there and stuff."

I was also wicked amused at the offer to give away large parts of Nevada. Er...Vegas? Some of the fastest-growing suburbs and exurbs in the United States (pre-housing bubble collapse, anyway)?

"When the idea of creating a Jewish state was being kicked around, in the aftermath of WW2, one suggestion was to locate it in central Australia."

I also read somewhere that another suggestion was Arizona. Which, er, given recent events there is a mite ironic.

"HE WAS SUCKED THROUGH THE CRACK AND INTO E-SPACE, WHERE SOME MAGIC E-SPACE TECHNOLOGY BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE, AND NOW HE AND ROMANA ARE HAVING ADVENTURES. ONLY RORY'S ALL, 'BUT MAH AMY IS ON THE OTHER SIDE,' SO ROMANA'S GOING TO BREAK OPEN THE UNIVERSE AND REUNITE THEM, AND THAT'S THE SEASON FINALE."

WHAT D'YOU MEAN WE "DECIDED" THIS? IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE!

"I loved that most of the Silurian soldiers were women, but I do rather wish the elder had also been female, just to balance out the vague impression of Dangerous Irrational Women vs Sensible and Rational Mens. It wasn't enough to even make me eyeroll, but it could have been easily averted all together."

I had the same feeling but couldn't help be interested that even amongst the (aboveground) humans, the women fell into the aggressive/"martial" category of behavior (Ambrose) and the male the nurturing (Rory nursing like a nursing thing).

"My friends list is maybe a bit more upset about Rory suffering a brief and temporary withdrawal from life than the TARDIS shrapnel."

I'm too a-skeered to contemplate that part.

"I am not going to spoil my fun by reading links from the Daily, for they will be full of people saying wrong things, like that Amy and Rory are underdeveloped and bad actors."

What is this mysterious "Daily" of which you speak? It doesn't exist on my home planet.

[personal profile] fannishnonsense 2010-05-30 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
My friends list is maybe a bit more upset about Rory suffering a brief and temporary withdrawal from life than the TARDIS shrapnel. But really, two OTPs were destroyed today.

That's because the TARDIS is the main character, so we already know she'll be OK in the end.
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[personal profile] violetisblue 2010-05-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe that bit is what that production team member at Gally One meant about how Doctor/TARDIS types would be "very happy" but she couldn't say just why? It can't just be the oh-you-sexy-thing comment if she couldn't explicate, it must be something bigger.
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[personal profile] syzygy_dw 2010-05-30 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
OBVIOUSLY. Jeez.
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[personal profile] syzygy_dw 2010-05-30 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I has a sad because Rory is dedded*, but I think the chunk of TARDIS is really a chunk of a real 60s police box that got sucked into the crack, and the Doctor is jumping to conclusions. IT'S TRUFAX I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA. Because the TARDIS can't die. Nope. It would end my ship* and I am not having that.


(*Oooh, double entendre!)

[personal profile] fannishnonsense 2010-05-30 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'd forgotten about that! Hm, that's very interesting.
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[personal profile] syzygy_dw 2010-05-30 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
(I forgot to remove the first asterisk. Please to be ignoring it kthnx.)

[personal profile] fannishnonsense 2010-05-30 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I mean, the TARDIS can't die; that's just ridiculous.
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[personal profile] syzygy_dw 2010-05-30 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell would the Doctor fly around in? A shopping cart? A Delorean? OH PLEASE.

[personal profile] fannishnonsense 2010-05-30 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahaha! Oh god, imagine that.

[identity profile] renae.myopenid.com 2010-05-30 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not up to this episode so I didn't read, but I wanted to draw your attention to this http://community.livejournal.com/cross_stitch/3152871.html?style=mine#cutid1 which you've probably seen already but how awesome is it!!
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[personal profile] neigedens 2010-05-30 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
A cardboard box!
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[personal profile] copracat 2010-05-30 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you know, Liz, the British have traditionally thought Australia was uninhabited/a nifty beach holiday destination. I imagine the people who live in the Sahara are going "??" too.

ONLY RORY'S ALL, "BUT MAH AMY IS ON THE OTHER SIDE," SO ROMANA'S GOING TO BREAK OPEN THE UNIVERSE AND REUNITE THEM, AND THAT'S THE SEASON FINALE.

APPROVED.

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[personal profile] syzygy_dw 2010-05-30 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Like this?


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[personal profile] jaythenerdkid 2010-05-30 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I have decided that the only who_daily links I will click are the ones where they are like, "so-and-so thought this was the BEST EPISODE EVAR" or something like that. The squee-harshers are just getting boring. Like, we get it, guys: you think RTD is God and can't believe Moffat isn't furthering the Ten/Rose agenda by making Eleven mope about his poor lost love all the time. Cry moar.

(I am maybe a bit totally over all the whining from certain corners of fandom. Does it show?)
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[personal profile] biichan 2010-05-30 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I ACCEPT YOUR FANON AND WILL ADOPT IT AS MY OWN. *sniffs*
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[personal profile] such_heights 2010-05-30 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
And it is sad that so many people are somehow getting the Crap Edit

This is an excellent explanation! I feel very sorry for these people and their inferior programming experience.
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[personal profile] sabra_n 2010-05-30 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
The Silurians can totally have the middle of Greenland, Chernobyl, and maybe some really unlovable bits of Nunavut. :P
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think I consider it irrational, in that I think prejudice against ape/lizard people is irrational, and I would totally call it that for males, too (in fact, I was watching the whole thing, thinking, "Normally, this would be a bunch of men being jerks and saying that insulting nonsense.")

I do think there's a slightly more... well, it's the whole mothers and sisters and familial bonds thing, that felt less 'male'.

But the emotional connections are NOT the irrational part of things.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think I have maybe decided that, possibly, Amy brings about the end of the universe except that it ends up being a blown-up police box in the 60's in Totter's Lane or something, and then Rory is back.

And the universe is safe again. (and, wow, I need more icons over here)
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[personal profile] jesuswasbatman 2010-05-30 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
- Also, when he goes off, having woken Elliot, I seriously believed he was going to go into a room FULL of suspended-animation children.

I was expecting something horribly embarrassing of that kind, to balance Ambrose having killed the hostage.
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[personal profile] cedara 2010-05-30 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
I second that E-Space and Romana plotline! Someone should write it.

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