Election time brings the wacky

[lizbee]

I don't know about anyone else, but I've been kind of mourning the lack of batshit in this election. Aside from the now-disendorsed Liberal candidate who declared himself the voice of God, there's been a general reluctance to break out the crazy sauce. Or even the interesting sauce.

But tonight, that all changed. As I left the station this evening, a smiling middle-aged man thrust a leaflet into my hand. The front looked like this:



With a beginning like that, I knew it had to be good, so I accepted it with thanks, quickly skimmed it, then rushed home to share it with the internet.

(...that was a couple of hours ago. I had to shower! And eat!)

Comments

[lilacsigil]

What further proof indeed, people, what further proof indeed.

My electorate is strongly Liberal and has been since it was Malcolm Fraser's seat. But the current MP is retiring after a billion years, and both Labor and Liberal have seen fit to send down candidates from Melbourne (the worst sin of all!) so there's buckets of Independents jumping in now. Fun times!