The most pathetic thing I have read all day

[lizbee]

It's not about her being intelligent, beautiful and knowing it, witty, sexy and brave. it's about her being all those things... at the same time! Sometimes, it's just too much. (and the same goes for River Song)

So here is a brief and incomplete list of women who are "too much":

My mum
My sister
My sister-in-law
Great Aunty Jim
piecesofalice
surburbannoir
baggers
bnharrison
rj_anderson
dear_prudence
sajee
weaver
yiduiqie
danni
sister_ananke
violetisblue
ladyvivien
aerialgrrrl
binnessface
binkabookitty
tapedeck
icegemini
purple_smurf
YOUR FACE
AND YOUR MUM

So ... yeah. Fuck that noise. As some of the women on that list would sooner eat their own tongues than say. If misogynists hate and fear fictional characters, imagine how much more terrifying and amazing real people are. And those are only the ones I could think of before dinner.

In conclusion: PJ Harvey - Sheela Na Gig

Comments

[geek_anachronism]

Dontcha know you can only have good attributes from one column? If you've got both brains and beauty you're a mary sue unbelieveable smug mcsmuggerton, if not you're a one dimensional tool.

Also, *blush*.

[lizbee]

If you've got both brains and beauty you're a mary sue unbelieveable smug mcsmuggerton, if not you're a one dimensional tool.

And it's completely unrealistic to portray women with graduate qualifications! Why, their ovaries would shrivel up!

Also, *blush*.

I almost included Bubs, but I thought maybe we'll wait until she learns to talk.

[geek_anachronism]

Oh god, not GRADUATE QUALIFICATIONS. TEH SMRTS, THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS.

And Bub's wit currently consists of laughing at me if I hurt myself and blowing milky raspberries in my face if I do something like expecting her to sleep. Mind you, she will drag a book from one end of the loungeroom to the other to get you to read it so we're fairly impressed with the braining going on.