Oh, and yet another crack theory, that ties into all my other crack theories

[lizbee]

When Ms Kovarian was talking about the ongoing war against the Doctor, I thought she was going to be talking about the Time War.

This is because jesuswasbatman has this excellent theory that "Kovarian" is a kova(cover) name for the Rani (rian/Rani). And that totally works with what we've seen so far.

So here's my crack theory: the Rani, and maybe a handful of other Time Lords, escaped or were never in the Time Lock, and they are using former Time Lord weapons like the Silents to take their revenge on the Doctor for the destruction of Gallifrey/cheating in his temporal theory exams/being a giant prat/I'm sure there are lots of reasons that Time Lords hate the Doctor.

...unrelated, but you know how there was this theory, common among people who dislike River, that she's the Doctor's mum? I kind of hope that theory's still around, because that would make Amy and Rory his grandparents. And that would be hilarious.

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[capri0mni]

that would make Amy and Rory his grandparents. And that would be hilarious.

Not the same thing at all, I know. But thanks to that paragraph, I now have this song in my head (YouTube vid of a Muppet show bit)

[lizbee]

Hah! I bet no one on Gallifrey can figure out why that's meant to be unusual or funny.

[capri0mni]

LOL! True...

Trufax: it's a songified version of an essay by Mark Twain, who in turn wrote the essay spurred by the meme of writing fake letters to newspapers asking for advice, re: suddenly realizing you're your own grandfather...