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Sep. 7th, 2010 06:19 pm
lizbee: A sketch of myself (TV: Cameron (guns))
[personal profile] lizbee
Prediction: now that Australia has a proper, constitutionally-valid Government, and it's not the Coalition, the Right is going to achive new heights of vicious batshittery. Or batshit viciousness. Already, the hashtags are running hot with predictions of free Government-issue heroin and death panels and "Can't someone shut the fucking ranga bitch up already?"

Myself, I'm relieved but not surprised, and pleased but sort of meh. Let me break this down:

Relieved: because a Liberal Government on its own is not so bad, but a Liberal Government headed by Tony "I wouldn't want my daughters to get the HPV vaccine" Abbott would be terrible.

Unsurprised: because I moved to a semi-rural town in the same year the Howard Government was elected, so I got to watch firsthand as the Liberals screwed their National brethren, and the bush, and the Nationals, most of them, said, "Thank you, sir, may I have another?" at every blow. (Caboolture was, however, just urban enough to really appreciate a nice blend of Fear Of The Other, which is why its population (a) keeps voting LIberal and (b) is not a place famed for having a racially and sexually diverse population. Um, bless.) In short: I suspected Katter would go with the Coalition -- his hatred of them is outweighed only by his homophobia -- but I was pretty sure the other rural independents could be swayed by the ALP, provided no one did anything really stupid.

Pleased: with the Greens controlling the Senate, and the House controlled by Everyone Who Isn't Liberal Or Bob Katter, some interesting things might happen now. Also, now that we finally have a Government, maybe people will stop acting like it's some kind of crime against democracy to not vote for one of the major parties, yes, Tony Abbott, I'm looking at you, and you, NewsCorp, and everyone else who seemed to think the Greens only got the largest swing because people thought that "Liberal" is spelled G-r-e-e-n. Democracy: it happens.

Meh: no disrespect to the Independents Who Aren't Bob Katter, but I'm pretty sure we can abandon any hope of marriage reform in the next three years. I'd like to be pleasantly surprised (and then invited to many weddings), but ... yeah.

Date: 2010-09-07 08:29 am (UTC)
drakyndra: Batman > You at DDR (Batman: Batdance)
From: [personal profile] drakyndra
Prediction: now that Australia has a proper, constitutionally-valid Government, and it's not the Coalition, the Right is going to achive new heights of vicious batshittery. Or batshit viciousness.

So... like America, basically?

But yeah, at least it's not Tony Abbott.

Date: 2010-09-07 10:40 am (UTC)
myniamh: ([music] I'm just mad about the girl)
From: [personal profile] myniamh
"I wouldn't want my daughters to get the HPV vaccine"

Labor could have run adds from the time the election was called, with just that quote and nothing else. That is OMGBATSHIT. WHUT? SERIOUSLY? You'd be fine with them 'saving themselves' for marrying and then getting HPV/cervical cancer from their husband who wasn't expected to abstain from sex previously? Huh, Abbott? You'd be fine with that risk?

I didn't think my opinion of him could sink lower. Really.

(Not that Labor ran the bare minimum of a campaign as it was, GetUp.org ran better adds than they did.)

Date: 2010-09-07 03:57 pm (UTC)
krazykitkat: (Default)
From: [personal profile] krazykitkat
But it's their birth right to rule!

Date: 2010-09-07 09:08 pm (UTC)
misscam: (Oh-kay)
From: [personal profile] misscam
Someone on my flist was complaining about how those two independent that sided with ALP were 'going agianst the will of the electorate' and the will of the country, too. Which, um. Seems to me that the will of Australia was a bit split this election.

Date: 2010-09-07 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] philippos42
I had to look up "ranga." Is the ranga your new PM? Does that make this a ranga coup?

Date: 2010-09-08 08:32 am (UTC)
baggers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] baggers
LIZ, THE GOVERNMENT WAS NEVER CONSTITUTIONALLY INVALID. don't make me throw my constitutional law textbook at you.

also, you should check out the front page of the herald sun today. :|

Date: 2010-09-08 08:41 am (UTC)
baggers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] baggers
also so very wrong. don't make people think you think this! (by which i mean, don't parody idiots in a clever and subtle way when i no longer have a subtlety meter that works. i am now legally required to say what i mean, and then say it again in two different ways. i have to say everything three times, each time being different. my profession enjoys creative repetition.)

Date: 2010-09-08 08:45 am (UTC)
baggers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] baggers
yes. yes you are.

BUT DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? *POINTS*

Date: 2010-09-08 08:50 am (UTC)
baggers: (Default)
From: [personal profile] baggers
i was going to say i look forward to dancing to the theme music, but then i remembered you don't make tv noise.

YES, DREAMWIDTH, WE ARE WITHIN CONVERSATION DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER.

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