Star Trek meme: Day 12 - Crew Position You Wouldn't Want

[lizbee]

This one's easy: tactical officer on a Walker class starship/or, I assume, any ship of that generation.

You know. Ensign Daft Punk.



First of all, that tactical interface helmet looks heavy. And what if I had to sneeze, or scratch my nose? Plus, I'm claustrophobic.

Secondly, this officer's job is to press the button that says "Red Alert". I'm pretty clumsy at the best of times, and I don't think that helmet does great things for one's peripheral vision. So I'd constantly be setting off the red alert by accident, and then Captain Georgiou would get angry with me, and worse, she might be disappointed. And I think I speak for the entire population of the human race when I say I would sooner die than have Michelle Yeoh be disappointed in me.



Day 13 - Favorite DS9 Episode
Day 14 - Favorite Time Travel Episode
Day 15 - Favorite First Officer
Day 16 - Favorite Voyager Episode
Day 17 - Favorite Trek Novel
Day 18 - Favorite Non-Aligned Race
Day 19 - Favorite Enterprise Episode
Day 20 - Character You're Most Like
Day 21 - Least Favorite Character
Day 22 - Favorite Trek Film
Day 23 - Best Trek Tech
Day 24 - Best Overall Space Vessel
Day 25 - Favorite Discovery Episode
Day 26 - Planet You Would Most Like To Visit
Day 27 - Character You Would Date
Day 28 - Name Your Own Starship
Day 29 - Favorite Trek Quote
Day 30 - Favorite Trek Series

Comments

[muccamukk]

I thought she was a robot.

Maybe she has a little robot nose scratcher in there somewhere.

[archangelbeth]

The Star Trek Online game says she's a cyborg, for what that's worth:
https://sto.gamepedia.com/Marta_Okataya

Maybe she doesn't have a nose at all.

[aristofranes]

I'd thought Ensign Daft Punk was another augmented human (maybe that blue panel at the front is like a nose trackpad, for all your synthentic sneezing/nose scratching needs?)?

And YES to all your other points, I would not want to put myself in any position where I might have to cope with Michelle Yeoh's Disappointed Face