It really doesn't get any better than this.

The back of the shirt says, It will take your breath away.  There was a photo that showed it off properly, but it made me look ... strange.  And I am vain.

suburbannoir, who took the photos, said, "Do you think we should get any more squids in that shot?"

I don't think I realised until just this moment quite how large my giant hoop earrings are.