Oct. 2nd, 2010

lizbee: (Music: PJ Harvey (magenta))
This has been my Twitter feed for the last hour:

1. THERE IS A METRIC FUCKTON OF BEES BETWEEN THE FLYSCREEN AND THE KITCHEN WINDOW! BEES! THE WINDOW IS COVERED IN BEES!

2. I'M SCARED OF BEES! AND THIS MEANS THERE'S A HIVE VERY CLOSE BY!

3. Now I'm having doubts. Bee or wasp? http://plixi.com/p/48266047

4. Also. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? http://plixi.com/p/48266125

5. Okay. It is a bee. There is a hive inside the chimney over the original stove. Which explains the buzzing coming from that direction.

6. So basically, the House o'Squid is now a real life horror movie. HOUSEMATES! NO ONE HAVE SEX! OR YOU'LL DIE!

IN SHORT: There are bees in the chimney. It sounds like there are bees inside the original stove, which we use for storing plastic bags. BAGS OF BEES! This is a nightmare. Not least for the cat, since we're spraying and trapping the bees as soon as we spot them. It has been suggested that if he eats a bee, he might develop super bee powers, but Google says that death is more likely.

*violent shudder*

I'm off to drown out the incessant buzzing with some Law & Order. I should have known the first warm day of spring would betray us!

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