FIC: To Boldly Honk (Untitled Goose Game/Star Trek: Discovery; gen, all-ages)

Title: To Boldly Honk
Fandom: Untitled Goose Game, Star Trek: Discovery
Rating: all-ages
Characters: Gabriel Lorca, Terral, Katrina Cornwell, a horrible goose
Warning(s): (highlight to reveal) Birbs. Implied goose-typical violence.
Prompt(s): allofthefeelings pointed out that there was no Untitled Goose Game fic on AO3, and we'd have to give our Hugo back if that shameful situation was allowed to persist.
Notes: Originally posted on Tumblr. This version has undergone mild revision to remove the mid-paragraph tense changes.

Summary: Gabriel Lorca meets a goose.


( Why was there a goose in a restricted section of a starbase? Why was there a goose on a starbase at all?  )