Sarcasm is an adjusted stress reaction.

My researches tell me the party is run by an American nationalist (...I know.) who is fiercely anti-monarchy. And, y'know, Henry VIII made a big deal about being made the head of the Church of England, so the Queen is like the Pope, really. Only with prettier frocks.

They also believe that the Elders of Zion and a Fascist secret society are working together, possibly in league with Paris Hilton, to conceal the evidence of the global depression now underway.