Sarcasm is an adjusted stress reaction.

"I criticise Doctor Who."
I guess that just makes them a special snowflake. We should give them a badge, it could say something like "I'm too cool for school" or something.

"Season 5 was inferior to the rest of New Who."

And that would have been where I laughed loudly and then walked out. I have better things to do with my time. (then again, I sat in a BSG panel and endured an hour of EJO talking about how it was the most ground-breaking show ever and nothing would ever surpass it. ever. so perhaps I have no leg to stand on.)

The "Bad Wolf" and "Torchwood" memes were subtle and carefully planned and executed

...there are people who actually think that? No, really?

I wish I lived in a universe where "The Long Game" hadn't happened.

I live in such a universe. I've never been interested enough to watch it (or "Father's Day", come to that). Of course, my universe takes a sharp turn after "Unquiet Dead" and doesn't resurface into reality until "The Empty Child".