Sarcasm is an adjusted stress reaction.

IT'S JUST JULIAN FELLOWES TWIRLING IN HIS ANTIQUE SWIVEL CHAIR, GOING, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AND WONDERING WHAT HE CAN MAKE MAGGIE SMITH SAY NEXT.

Exactly why I like this show. I just imagine some producery types somewhere going, 'Hey, remember those awesome glam American soaps from the Eighties? We can do better. And by better, I mean MOAR CRACK.'

I am utterly disappointed in Branson.