A letter to the editor
Nov. 19th, 2011 11:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lizbeeDear Sir,
I find myself shocked -- shocked and dismayed -- to learn that we are living in a country where birds -- BIRDS! -- are free to wander freely through a gentlecat's backyard. This is outrageous! Is this a land of anarchy and avian freedom? No! This is Australia, where a cat could expect to live free of such feathery incursions. Truly Tony Abbott spoke truly when he said the ALP have destroyed democracy in this country. Be assured that any future tresspassers will be eaten and their carcasses left for my humans to dispose of.
Yours,
Harvey S. Bumblehud, nomcat
I find myself shocked -- shocked and dismayed -- to learn that we are living in a country where birds -- BIRDS! -- are free to wander freely through a gentlecat's backyard. This is outrageous! Is this a land of anarchy and avian freedom? No! This is Australia, where a cat could expect to live free of such feathery incursions. Truly Tony Abbott spoke truly when he said the ALP have destroyed democracy in this country. Be assured that any future tresspassers will be eaten and their carcasses left for my humans to dispose of.
Yours,
Harvey S. Bumblehud, nomcat
