Sarcasm is an adjusted stress reaction.

If we're going to wank about chopsticks can't we at least whinge about those appropriating white people who use them in their left hands?

(Nevermind that while in asia I found that it was generally considered a marvel for outsiders to use them at all, no one cared which hand you used, and that a lot of foods that are eaten with chopsticks in Australia are eaten with spoons in Japan and Korea. Oh, and that kids, old people and those who can't manage chopsticks get to use spoons as well.)

Hope your hands feel better soon.