In conclusion, koalas are awful
Jun. 19th, 2012 08:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lizbeeRemember weaver and the WORST KORRA THEORY EVER?
Well, further theorisation happened.
Firstly, I have to admit that I spent most of the day capslocking at her about Lin Beifong. Seriously, I don't actually know how my friends put up with me. It basically went:
Me: HERE IS A LONG LIST OF ALL THE FICS I WANT TO WRITE, AND BASICALLY IT BOILS DOWN TO, I SHIP LIN/EVERYONE.
Weaves: *makes polite noises*
After work, I was struck by further inspiration and had to share at once. Only, I had some trouble with the tiny iPhone keypad.
(Some facts about koalas: they are high ALL THE TIME. Chlamydia is endemic in the population. They invariably piss on people who hold them. Relatedly, said people are usually tourists. Also, females have two vaginas, and the males have forked penises. YOU'RE WELCOME.)
Then she offered some practical help with a problem I've been facing, namely, in writing Lin/Tenzin fic (or, actually, any pairing), is it reasonable to refer to "prominent" love handles? And she had to tell me, no, because frankly that makes Tenzin sound like a teapot. So there's another mental image for everyone.
weaver and the WORST KORRA THEORY EVER? Well, further theorisation happened.
Firstly, I have to admit that I spent most of the day capslocking at her about Lin Beifong. Seriously, I don't actually know how my friends put up with me. It basically went:
Me: HERE IS A LONG LIST OF ALL THE FICS I WANT TO WRITE, AND BASICALLY IT BOILS DOWN TO, I SHIP LIN/EVERYONE.
Weaves: *makes polite noises*
After work, I was struck by further inspiration and had to share at once. Only, I had some trouble with the tiny iPhone keypad.
(Some facts about koalas: they are high ALL THE TIME. Chlamydia is endemic in the population. They invariably piss on people who hold them. Relatedly, said people are usually tourists. Also, females have two vaginas, and the males have forked penises. YOU'RE WELCOME.)
Then she offered some practical help with a problem I've been facing, namely, in writing Lin/Tenzin fic (or, actually, any pairing), is it reasonable to refer to "prominent" love handles? And she had to tell me, no, because frankly that makes Tenzin sound like a teapot. So there's another mental image for everyone.
