In conclusion, koalas are awful
Jun. 19th, 2012 08:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lizbeeRemember weaver and the WORST KORRA THEORY EVER?
Well, further theorisation happened.
Firstly, I have to admit that I spent most of the day capslocking at her about Lin Beifong. Seriously, I don't actually know how my friends put up with me. It basically went:
Me: HERE IS A LONG LIST OF ALL THE FICS I WANT TO WRITE, AND BASICALLY IT BOILS DOWN TO, I SHIP LIN/EVERYONE.
Weaves: *makes polite noises*
After work, I was struck by further inspiration and had to share at once. Only, I had some trouble with the tiny iPhone keypad.
(Some facts about koalas: they are high ALL THE TIME. Chlamydia is endemic in the population. They invariably piss on people who hold them. Relatedly, said people are usually tourists. Also, females have two vaginas, and the males have forked penises. YOU'RE WELCOME.)
Then she offered some practical help with a problem I've been facing, namely, in writing Lin/Tenzin fic (or, actually, any pairing), is it reasonable to refer to "prominent" love handles? And she had to tell me, no, because frankly that makes Tenzin sound like a teapot. So there's another mental image for everyone.
weaver and the WORST KORRA THEORY EVER? Well, further theorisation happened.
Firstly, I have to admit that I spent most of the day capslocking at her about Lin Beifong. Seriously, I don't actually know how my friends put up with me. It basically went:
Me: HERE IS A LONG LIST OF ALL THE FICS I WANT TO WRITE, AND BASICALLY IT BOILS DOWN TO, I SHIP LIN/EVERYONE.
Weaves: *makes polite noises*
After work, I was struck by further inspiration and had to share at once. Only, I had some trouble with the tiny iPhone keypad.
(Some facts about koalas: they are high ALL THE TIME. Chlamydia is endemic in the population. They invariably piss on people who hold them. Relatedly, said people are usually tourists. Also, females have two vaginas, and the males have forked penises. YOU'RE WELCOME.)
Then she offered some practical help with a problem I've been facing, namely, in writing Lin/Tenzin fic (or, actually, any pairing), is it reasonable to refer to "prominent" love handles? And she had to tell me, no, because frankly that makes Tenzin sound like a teapot. So there's another mental image for everyone.
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Date: 2012-06-19 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-06-19 12:26 pm (UTC)IT'S JUST THAT IT'S MY WORK EMAIL ADDRESS AND HR ARE ALLOWED TO LOOK AT IT IF THEY SO CHOOSE
I AM PRETTY INTO LIN/EVERYONEEVER BECAUSE LIN IS SO GLORIOUS THIS ENTIRE COMMENT IS IN CAPS
ALSO YOU CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE, LIZ.
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Date: 2012-06-19 12:49 pm (UTC)HOW VALIDATED IS RABBITHOLE NOW?
(Spoiler: Iroh is the son of Roku/Mako. And every generation of Fire Nation royalty forever will have an Iroh in it)
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Date: 2012-06-19 11:15 pm (UTC)ALTHOUGH OBVIOUSLY THEY WOULD AGREE THAT LIN/EVERYONE IS AMAZECAKES.
AND I DENY ALL ALLEGATIONS OF EARTHQUAKE CAUSING. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOPH, BEGINNING THE FIRST PHASE OF HER REVENGE AGAINST AMON.
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Date: 2012-06-19 12:56 pm (UTC)Well, that, and that Amon as evil koala would be the best reveal ever.
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Date: 2012-06-19 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-19 02:29 pm (UTC)Also seconding the desire to know how you made it make a koala.
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Date: 2012-06-19 11:16 pm (UTC)The koala came about because my fingers were cold and I was rushing, and I accidentally hit the button to flip to another keyboard. In this case, the emoticon keyboard I downloaded.
And, of course, the delete key is distressingly close to "send".
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Date: 2012-06-20 03:19 am (UTC)...was it here that I mentioned that I would totally watch a Police Procedural set in Republic City, with Lin in it?
But if he was good in bed, then Tenzin would be a tempest in a teapot?
*runs and hides*