Unanswerable questions, with bonus spork.

I'm a big fan of microwavable lunches after work -- "lunchtime" being nine in the morning for me.  And today's lunch came with a free spork, which compensates for my ongoing inability to watch the episodes of Doctor Who I've downloaded.  Why is it that the only decent computer in the house has a broken CD-Rom drive?  Why did my brother get a 32Mb flash drive?  Why do my new fish stare at me so mournfully, as if they, too, regret the lack of Who?  Why am I too lazy to go out and buy The Hallowed Hunt as planned?

Today, only my spork brings me any joy.

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