Brax is like Chuck Norris.

He is his own evil twin.

Okay, fine, I decided to skip the last season and a half of Gallifrey and go back to the Benny audios that particularly feature Braxiatel.  elyssadc was right: he's a scary mofo.  Bless.  "What's that?  You think I'm a bit shady?  HOLD ON, I NEED TO WIPE YOUR MEMORIES AND BRAINWASH YOU INTO A COMA."

Also, the stories are true: Benny is River Song, only drunker.  WIN.  More than ever, I want to write the fic where River is all, "And then I thought I'd go off in search of the vanished and possibly mythical Braxiatel Collection", and Ten has to facepalm a lot.