WTF, Law & Order: UK fic?

Of Ronnie and Matt, you're describing Matt as the compassionate one? I know Ronnie's like, old and not!Bamber and all, but he's the one who cares about people and doesn't assume that gay men are pedophiles and poor people are criminals. Matt's the one who secretly wishes he could go back to the Eighties and be a Thatcherite, except for when he's pretending to be a nice guy to get into Alesha's knickers.

Just. Because. He's pretty. Doesn't. Mean. He's. The nice one.