This is what happens when cats try to be heroic.

Harvey was giving me massive snuggles, and purring loudly, and generally being annoying. And I was like, "Go away, Harvey, I'll wake up when my alarm goes off, and not before!"

Then I heard piecesofalice get out of bed, which was weird, because I'm usually half an hour ahead of her. So I opened my eyes, and my phone's alarm was going off silently. And it wouldn't stop until I had ripped out the battery.

Moral of the story: next time he might be trying to save me from a fiery flat.