Stephenie Meyer is trying to kill me
Aug. 20th, 2009 09:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lizbeeConversation with the boss yesterday:
"Speaking hypothetically, if half a dozen copies of Twilight fell from a high shelf onto my head and left bruises, would I have to fill out an incident report?"
"Yes."
"In that case, no such event took place."
As I do not yet have the ability to rewrite history, I then had to fill out an incident report. But the important thing is that if those had been Harry Potters, I'd be dead right now.
Conversation with a customer yesterday:
"Excuse me, miss, do you know anything about Doctor Who?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Speaking hypothetically, if half a dozen copies of Twilight fell from a high shelf onto my head and left bruises, would I have to fill out an incident report?"
"Yes."
"In that case, no such event took place."
As I do not yet have the ability to rewrite history, I then had to fill out an incident report. But the important thing is that if those had been Harry Potters, I'd be dead right now.
Conversation with a customer yesterday:
"Excuse me, miss, do you know anything about Doctor Who?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
