Stephenie Meyer is trying to kill me

[lizbee]

Conversation with the boss yesterday:

"Speaking hypothetically, if half a dozen copies of Twilight fell from a high shelf onto my head and left bruises, would I have to fill out an incident report?"
"Yes."
"In that case, no such event took place."

As I do not yet have the ability to rewrite history, I then had to fill out an incident report. But the important thing is that if those had been Harry Potters, I'd be dead right now.

Conversation with a customer yesterday:

"Excuse me, miss, do you know anything about Doctor Who?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

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[trouble]

Regarding your last.

Because my intro to Doctor Who has been through LJ, I didn't relaise there were male Doctor Who fans until relatively recently. (This is somewhat influenced by the "but women don't write about politics" stuff going on at HaT.)

[onomatopoetry]

I had this entry out loud to That One Guy I Live With, because a) it's funny in general and b) I keep pointing him to your LJ when he has question about oldschool.

[moviegrrl]

Heeee.... This reminds me of a conversation back when I was at HMV
"Excuse me miss, can you recommend any good Sci-Fi TV"
"Have you seen Babylon 5?"
"No"
*cackles evilly*
I got him buying the WHOLE story arc in the space of 2 months ;)