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I got home from work, and somehow it was like INSTA!BAD MOOD! Usually it's the other way around. But I sat down, and suddenly today's stomach cramps turned into hiccups, and then there was the casting call for the new Torchwood characters, and that was like RTD had sat down to create the maximum amount of fail possible. So no good mood for Liz! Maybe I'll feel better after I've had a shower and a glass of wine*.

In the meantime, let's all admire RTD's casting call. The new characters on Torchwood are:

- asshole white guy
- woman of colour who unrequitedly loves asshole white guy
- Roman Polanski





Things which don't seem to upset belly: lighter red wines, smoked salmon and marscapone pizza, strawberry and lime cider, frozen spaghetti bolognese, Arnotts Country Cheese crackers, raspberry and orange juice. Things which do upset belly: EVERYTHING ELSE.
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Date: 2010-07-13 09:29 am (UTC)
such_heights: gwen (torchwood) with two guns (tw: gwen [fucks shit up | paperthinxfgx])
From: [personal profile] such_heights
Oh god what. D:

Date: 2010-07-13 09:36 am (UTC)
innerbrat: (pissed off)
From: [personal profile] innerbrat
There are two races. Caucasian and not caucasian!

Date: 2010-07-13 09:44 am (UTC)
gavagai: A man and a woman walking through Central Park looking at the trees (autumn in the park)
From: [personal profile] gavagai
Here via network...oh dear. I would like to say something more severe than oh dear but yeah, nothing's coming. If it's not a hoax. Definitely not a hoax? Though if so, aww, they made it all convincing fitting in RTD's inability to think of names for his characters that aren't 'Jones'.

I hope Martha and Mickey fuck their omgsoHARDandDANGEROUSandEDGY shit up.

Date: 2010-07-13 10:03 am (UTC)
aryas_zehral: lydia's face from s3e1 when she's considering sleeping with that guy again. (Default)
From: [personal profile] aryas_zehral
So an Owen and a Tosh then but American? I'm not even gonna touch the Polanski guy. Perhaps I'll just not watch.

Date: 2010-07-13 10:15 am (UTC)
prof_pangaea: the master (Default)
From: [personal profile] prof_pangaea
THIS CANNOT BE REAL.

...can it? D:

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Date: 2010-07-13 10:17 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] evilgeniuslady
I'll freely admit I expected the Owen and Tosh/Martha-retread. But Roman Polanski??? Wtf is wrong with Rusty's head that he'd think this was a good thing? Couldn't he "just" make him a murderer instead of a pedophile? How did the production company sign off on this? Oh god. Rusty's turning into Anne "I will have no editors tell me what to do" Rice, isn't he?

Date: 2010-07-13 10:19 am (UTC)
evilgeniuslady: (Default)
From: [personal profile] evilgeniuslady
Oh and doesn't Rex seem eerily like Ten? Can Rusty even write other main characters at this point???

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Date: 2010-07-13 10:26 am (UTC)
owl: (grrr)
From: [personal profile] owl
So much fail. Where to even start???

Date: 2010-07-13 10:26 am (UTC)
infiniteviking: A black-and-white cat yowling in anger. (2)
From: [personal profile] infiniteviking
UH

WHAT

*HEADDESK*

Date: 2010-07-13 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rimwalker.livejournal.com
................WHAT.

That man needs to be stopped.

Date: 2010-07-13 10:35 am (UTC)
yunitsa: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern look at a letter together (ros & guil)
From: [personal profile] yunitsa
I'm highly unlikely to watch whatever series of Torchwood results from this, but to be fair, every casting call I've ever seen has sounded that weird - it seems to be some secret industry way of getting the pool of actors they want for the part. I remember the one for Gwen from Merlin specified that she wore glasses?

Date: 2010-07-13 02:55 pm (UTC)
doyle: tardis (Default)
From: [personal profile] doyle
That wasn't the casting call, it was the synopsis of the series on the website of (I think) SyFy after series 1, when the show started airing in America (apparently written by someone who'd never actually seen it)

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Date: 2010-07-13 10:45 am (UTC)
hope: Art of a woman writing from tour poster (gwen O.O)
From: [personal profile] hope
OH FFS

Date: 2010-07-13 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renae.myopenid.com
Strawberry and lime cider? Oh please enlighten me on what that is because it sounds yummy! Sorry to hear your belly is still playing up.

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Date: 2010-07-13 11:01 am (UTC)
karnythia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] karnythia
Why must you make me cry?

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Date: 2010-07-13 11:44 am (UTC)
sol_se: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sol_se
What the fuck is this casting??? Argh no! D:

(Hey, remember the April Fools joke casting? It's sad that that was *better*.)

Date: 2010-07-13 02:04 pm (UTC)
be_themoon: I want a better world. By me. (DW: OT3: detective hats on)
From: [personal profile] be_themoon
there was April Fool's joke casting? I did not hear about this!

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Date: 2010-07-13 12:05 pm (UTC)
ranrata: (tw-marthagwen)
From: [personal profile] ranrata
Ack, and I was looking forward to this =(

Date: 2010-07-13 12:47 pm (UTC)
purple_smurf: Buffy and the first Slayer in the desert in 'Restless'; text reads "the desert seemed so promising" (buffy)
From: [personal profile] purple_smurf
Now I need wine.

Date: 2010-07-13 12:50 pm (UTC)
ext_18106: (Miss Marple)
From: [identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com
oh my god. I.

I can't even.

:(

someone please tell me this is a joke. otoh, I hate to think what Tosh and Owen's sides were.

Date: 2010-07-13 01:05 pm (UTC)
cereta: Captain Jack will get you high tonight (Captain Jack will get you high tonight)
From: [personal profile] cereta
...

...

Nope, I got nothin'.

Date: 2010-07-13 01:05 pm (UTC)
silverhare: drawing of a grey hare (dw - amy [pout/grumpy])
From: [personal profile] silverhare
Asshole white guy - series regular!
WOC - um, might appear in many of the episodes.
Roman Polanski - white guy, has DESTINY on his side, probably going to end up being the messiah.

Why. What. Why. WTFUCKERY.

Date: 2010-07-13 01:13 pm (UTC)
nonelvis: (TORCHWOOD rift)
From: [personal profile] nonelvis
WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

Date: 2010-07-13 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eve11.livejournal.com
Bah. Also after seeing the fail that was "American characters" in The Last of the Time Lords, I have little faith that Rusty can get beyond that stereotype either.

Date: 2010-07-13 01:18 pm (UTC)
tree_and_leaf: Isolated tree in leaf, against blue sky. (Default)
From: [personal profile] tree_and_leaf
SO MUCH FAIL

Date: 2010-07-13 01:25 pm (UTC)
softestbullet: Aeryn and Pilot. (FFXIII/ smoke on the water)
From: [personal profile] softestbullet
One day, the unrepentant pedophile will lose control of his boiling lust.

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WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN A TV SHOW WHY WHY

Date: 2010-07-14 01:51 am (UTC)
lilacsigil: 12 Apostles rocks, text "Rock On" (12 Apostles)
From: [personal profile] lilacsigil
~*~*~*~SO EDGY~*~*~*~

(and why "edgy" always means "copying the behaviour of real world douchebags who hurt real world people" I don't know)

Date: 2010-07-13 01:45 pm (UTC)
sohotrightnow: the top of a swimming young woman's torso. (Default)
From: [personal profile] sohotrightnow
D:

Date: 2010-07-13 01:50 pm (UTC)
akashasheiress: (Default)
From: [personal profile] akashasheiress
I am shocked. Shocked.
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