Dignity. Always dignity.
Aug. 24th, 2011 04:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lizbeeI just want to point out that I've been falling down and injuring myself while sober for almost 30 years. Just ONCE I have too much wine, slip on an uneven surface and sprain my ankle on my way home from a work dinner, and my family is ringing up to tease me about being a drunk.
Meanwhile: ow. TO THE DOCTOR! I might also get him to have a look at my knee, since I landed so heavily on that that I didn't notice the pain in my ankle right away. I had almost forgotten about it until just now, when I bumped it lightly and spent five minutes with REALLY QUITE A LOT OF PAIN.
In conclusion, tiny yum cha dishes, however delicious, are inadequate sustenance when the waiters keep refilling your wineglass.
Meanwhile: ow. TO THE DOCTOR! I might also get him to have a look at my knee, since I landed so heavily on that that I didn't notice the pain in my ankle right away. I had almost forgotten about it until just now, when I bumped it lightly and spent five minutes with REALLY QUITE A LOT OF PAIN.
In conclusion, tiny yum cha dishes, however delicious, are inadequate sustenance when the waiters keep refilling your wineglass.
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Date: 2011-08-24 01:16 pm (UTC)And it's a shame people know how you sprained your ankle, because otherwise you could use your time off this week making up creative stories about how it happened, like that you and Harvey were fighting off ninjas together.