"It's not magic! It's shiny!"

Ever had one of those days where, as you write fic, you feel the cold eyes of a fictional character on the back of your neck? And, as you write, you know they're planning their revenge for the tortures you inflict, and that it's only a matter of time until they strike you down with a well-aimed curse or some carefully chosen form?

All I can say is, thank God for high quality tinfoil and the Fourth Wall.

( Fictional Character Proof Armour )

Also, I have a door into Laurie King's head. Just like the Knight2King theorists the folk who thought Luna was Snape's daughter everyone who guessed that Peter's silver hand would kill Lupin Look, I made a lucky guess, okay?