Sarcasm is an adjusted stress reaction.

So there I was, putting off the inevitable moment when I had to have a shower, which would involve taking off my three layers of clothes and exposing my vulnerable fleshy bits to the COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. I was reading my flist, for although I am trying to wean myself off LJ, most of my friends are still there, so I'm still reading and commenting there.

I followed a link from rj_anderson's LJ to claudiagray's. I opened the link in another tab, as is my custom, and instead of going to claudiagray's LJ, I was sent to ... well, I don't read Russian, but it looked like this:

( Big screenshot within! )