Sarcasm is an adjusted stress reaction.

Title: Motherf***ing Snapes On The Motherf***ing Astral Plane
Summary: It's not easy, being a Snapewife.  Especially when you have to juggle your astral marriage with your career as Last of the Time Lords.
Rated: PG-13
Notes: Begun for the churchontime challenge "the Doctor marries someone on the astral plane".  Pwned by deadlines.  Rose undefeated from the ashes with a dose of extra crack supplied by cesario.  Spoilers for fandom_wank and Deathly Hallows.  Quotes a small portion of LadyDarkness's astral marriage vows.  The original wank can be found here.

( I solemnly promise all of this to you, Severus Snape, my only love. )

Severus Snape
The date gun at work
Ditzy!co-worker's scuzzy boyfriend
SFX Magazine
Marvel Comics
Incompetent!Manager
VO5 Conditioner for Normal Hair
"Coin-Operated Boy"
The month of March
Yeast
George Lucas

That is all.



EDIT: The following entity is NOT dead to me:

The person who wrote this remarkable remix of "Death's Avatar". "It occurred to him not for the first time that his life hadn’t been a gift so much as a loan." This is just brilliant, great writing mixed with images and ideas that never came to me. The repeated phrases -- "Wake, Severus" -- and the images and everything else are simply marvellous, and I can't praise it enough.