Election time brings the wacky

[lizbee]

I don't know about anyone else, but I've been kind of mourning the lack of batshit in this election. Aside from the now-disendorsed Liberal candidate who declared himself the voice of God, there's been a general reluctance to break out the crazy sauce. Or even the interesting sauce.

But tonight, that all changed. As I left the station this evening, a smiling middle-aged man thrust a leaflet into my hand. The front looked like this:



With a beginning like that, I knew it had to be good, so I accepted it with thanks, quickly skimmed it, then rushed home to share it with the internet.

(...that was a couple of hours ago. I had to shower! And eat!)

Comments

[emmaco]

Ha ha, this is great! I deal with completely mad people through work who are all like WE MUST STOP THOSE SELFISH WOMEN HAVING BABIES ESPECIALLY THOSE AFRICANS WHO SHOULD JUST USE WILL POWER IN THE ABSENCE OF CONTRACEPTION, so it's good to know the other side can be crazy too!